The first character introduced. He is sarcastic, but who in this comic isn’t? He is not the smartest individual in the world. Despite that, he is a talented... uhhh... Actually, he’s not really good at anything. No, wait, he does have an amazingly high alcohol tolerance. And apparently he invents things. Whether these things are any good is yet to be seen.

Apparently connected to someone named “Daniel”.

Name: Danny Patterson
First Appearance: #1-“It all begins” (20080713)
Race: African-Canadian/American
Hair: Unkempt and blonde
Eyes: Blue
Outfit: Red sweater and jeans