The fourth character introduced. The creator of the comic. Unlimited power, easily offended, the works. Lazy as hell. Not stupid, but has a tendency to not think things through.

Name: The Author (Or Jacob Leggatt)
First Appearance: #18-“Guess who” (20080730)
Race: Caucasian
Hair: ?
Eyes: Oddly black and colorless
Outfit: Green bathrobe and red toque